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Have you ever wanted to date a Canadian? That means learning all of the characteristic Canadian quirks, both regional and national. Girl, you're such a Banff i. To read pick-up lines for Manitoba, Ontario and Quebec, click Next.

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Yeah, I always wear protection. I'll make you see the northern lights!

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